MOAR CATS
Sasha | rus/eng | they/them
Mostly jojos and cats
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Post reblogged from Start Wandows Ngrmadly
when a mutual’s post gets notes because you reblogged it
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Video reblogged from Start Wandows Ngrmadly
-“What do you think of that,
Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes.
Basket-Face = Insult to his hat.
Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes.
Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out.
Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy.
Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap.
Gomeril = Dog
Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl
Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.
Scooner = A half pint aka short man.
Nyaff = Out of date
Plookie = DImwit / stupid looking
Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority.
Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink.
Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype.
Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively)
Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff.
Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck
Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space
Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean
Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger
the best chain of insults ever laid out to date
Finally the translator’s notes I’ve wanted my whole life
(Source: juelzsantanabandana)
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my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”
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Photoset reblogged from Let's Fighting Love
that’s right, stock photo memes is just what my blog needed. this is the kinda shit I think about while insomnia keeps me up all night
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Post reblogged from spooky waters
imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch
“this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.”
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Audio post reblogged from it's your (cow)boy
This track has had 56,391 playsora(Source: official-diegobrando)
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Post reblogged from i love all my homodachis
when u find old accounts from your early internet days
but when u find ur friends old accounts
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Photoset reblogged from Fenris is trans.
I rEALLY LIKE THE TRANSMASCULINE FENRIS HEADCANON.
This is one of my favorite things.
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Video reblogged from There May be Art
That one time I tried to flirt.
Accurate depiction of my life.
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Video reblogged from punished (venom) mcqueen
0z:
@paomon we just talking about fighting games and here we arecmooooon raiden
(Source: bamaboiblues)
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Chat reblogged from another nitram. fantastic
- Me: *sees fav char*
- Me: that me
- Me: also my husband
- Me: my son
- Me: my everythi
